First when you log into your Windows account, your desktop should begin to load and soon after tons of shit will pop up like usual and you have to close all of these programs and useless retarded things such as Anti Virus, Messengers, Browsers, usual Asian pr0n, umm, but um okai. So next grasp your mouse so very firmly and move it smoothly down to the lower left corner of your mouse surface, keep moving it until you reach the small green retarded button labelled "start" with the dumb windows image next to it. Upon reaching the edge of the button it should turn to a brighter green almost as if it looks like it's freakin glowing. Now that we have that down, and the cursor's click radius is set to click on the button, go ahead and press your LEFT mouse button in, IT SHOULD MAKE A CLICKY SOUND! IF NOT THEN YUR COMPLETEY SCREWED UP AND YOU MUST SMASH YOUR MOUSE WITH A VERY LARGE METALLIC SLEDGE HAMMER OF FKING rape. But um, yea, if you do get to actually click on the start button then great job. I hope this tutorial of ownage has helped you to complete the Start Button Mission of Ownage.



This is lame.

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Oh, so that's how you do it.

Yes. It takes many years of computer generated ninja master start menu training of rape to even accomplish such a FEAT!
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hmm you lost me at the 'grasp your mouse' part...